When Creation Speaks Did Adam Have a Belly Button?
Some questions are simply too ridiculous to ignore am I right? Like does a tiger wear a tutu? This is one of them. Somewhere, a Sunday school teacher has already sighed deeply or a nun is mentally flipping me the bird. Somewhere else, a theology professor has smiled because they know exactly where this question eventually leads. Now somewhere on the internet, two complete strangers are probably writing fourteen-paragraph essays, without a single paragraph break, arguing passionately about the abdominal anatomy of a man whose stomach the Bible never actually describes. ๐๐๐ Humanity is a fascinating species. We are so smart sometimes we are stupid. Like I legit saw a loo that required an app to flush... A smartphone to flush... Put the kettle on, sweetie. We're going to make it worse. So much worse... At first glance, this seems like one of those questions designed to derail Bible studies or to dumb to ask... It's a simple question. Did Adam have a belly button? Yes? No? Who...